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Joke of the Day

"A group of Asian kids at our local high school were busted recently for running a math lab."

"Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't a chicken."

"Age is just a number? I stole $100 from your wallet and replaced it with a $5. Don't worry, they're just numbers."

"I'm not sure who looks more frightened & confused when someone knocks on my door, the dog or me?"

"The creator of WinRAR was arrested and put on trial The trial was supposed to last 40 days, but it keeps on going"

"A skeleton goes into a bar, orders a beer and a mop."

"Good Cop: If you confess now, you'll probably just get probation. Fad Cop: Hey Macarena!"

"So an elephant and a naked man are talking, you know how that goes... and the elephant says to the naked man. ""Its cute but can you really breathe through it?"""

"When people write, ""your dumb,"" maybe it's not a typo--they just mean stupidity belongs to you. ""Here's your dumb now leave."""

"What's the penalty for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law."