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Joke of the Day
"A group of Asian kids at our local high school were busted recently for running a math lab."
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"Lessons learned from last night: There is no such thing as a goalie in darts"
"*donates my body to science* Science: no thank you"
"Graphic designers just aren't my type."
"What's the difference between Andrew Dice Clay and a nintendo cartridge? The nintendo cartridge has steadily gotten more blowjobs since the 80s."
"A couple in therapy The wife: ""I'm just tired of him getting sayings wrong."" The therapist: ""Do you really do that?"" The husband: ""Oh, cry me a table!"""
"I went to a vegetarian restaurant I went to an all you can eat vegetarian restaurant the other day and there was this girl who said she knew me but I swear I never seen herbivore."
"What does a black policeman says when he looks in the mirror GET DOWN ON THE GROUND"
"Why is Russia the gassiest country? Because their leader is Putin."
"My girlfriend complained about my premature ejaculation So I told her ""A wizard never cums late nor early. He cums precisely when he means to"""