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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass rex"
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"id like to see an elephant put its foot on donald trump jr's stomach and press down until his guts came out of his mouth"
"The thing about the holocaust is... It was the experience of a lifetime."
"If you see a woman holding Fifty Shades of Grey, smile and say ""congratulations on your first book!"""
"My friend Jay is going to name his newborn son ""K"" When I asked him why, he said he wanted to name him after himself."
"Jenner If Bruce(now) Caitlyn Jenner is kidnapped, do they put his picture on the side of a half & half bottle?"
"A book just fell on my head. I only have, my-shelf to blame. :3"
"Anytime someone loses something in the office HR doesn't ask if anyone's seen it, they just send out an email that says ""Give it back Josh"""
"I walked into the boss's office and handed him a pear. ""What's this for?"" He asked. ""A pay rise."" I replied. ""My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."""
"I thought this guy on the subway was yawning. Turns out he was just a mute sitting on a tack."