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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass rex"
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"Your Honor the defense rests. They are so tired. Aww they look like angels when they sleep. Kinda makes u forget about the double homicide"
"Did you hear about the girl who was dating the Berlin Wall? Things were going well, but it broke up."
"What drug is most destructive with phones? Crack."
"Two mexicans are in a car. Who drives? The police officer"
"""You're cute when you're mad."" ""Yeah well I'm about to get real fucking adorable."""
"A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender yells at him to get out, saying, ""We don't serve your kind here!"" The mushroom replies, ""Why not? I'm a fun guy."""
"Valentine's Day card idea: I'm like good sushi... You can eat me raw. Happy Valentine's Day!"
"ME: I want to take long walks with you. HER: Aww...are you a romantic? ME: No, I don't have a car."
"What's the difference between jokes and dicks? Your mom hates jokes."