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Joke of the Day

"How did the New Orlean Pelicans get their name? They should've gone with the Hurricanes."

"What do you call a bear in the rain? Drizzly bear."

"Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory? He threw out all the computers with ""dy"" on them."

"DATING TIP: PULL THE CHAIR OUT FOR HER. PICK THE CHAIR UP & FOLD IT. HIT HER OVER THE HEAD WITH THE CHAIR. GET THE 3 COUNT. NEW WWE CHAMPION"

"1) Lick tip. 2) Stick it in gently. 3) Pump 12-20 times. 4) Sweat profusely. 5) Pull out gently. -Instructions on inflating a basketball."

"My friend recently broke up with his girlfriend... I said ""There's plenty of fish in the sea."" and he replied ""Yeah, but it's not just the smell I miss."""

"An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar... ...to watch the Welsh play in the quarter-final"

"There was a man who entered a local newspaper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."

"If my work did a 'fireman' style calendar, I'd probably get stuck with Mr... Photographer"

"How can you waste food when there are starving children in...ew onions."