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Joke of the Day
"How many people does it take to circumcise a whale? Foreskin divers"
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"My heart goes out to all the single thermometers that don't get any help from the therdadeter."
"What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died? *S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*"
"I always find New Year's Eve stressful. I've been diagnosed with old langxiety."
"Did you here about the guy who had a wifi hotspot put in his foot? He wanted ""web""bed toes."
"Which vampire tried to eat James Bond? Ghouldfinger."
"I am starting a sanctuary for oversized marine mammals. It's called Habitat for Huge Manatees."
"I don't always tell Harambe jokes but I'll take a shot at it."
"Remember when people used to have to be in shape to wear tank tops?"
"How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison? Shoot the first one."