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Joke of the Day
"How many people does it take to circumcise a whale? Foreskin divers"
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"TRUTH: cop teaches class on drug awareness ""honestly guys... pot isn't bad for you"" *class gives standing ovation* *cop starts breakdancing*"
"Why did the man clean up after getting a sex change? He felt disorganized."
"What idiot called them dog tags instead of collar ID"
"What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater? That was the most violent book I've ever read.........."
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Bob."
"I'm like an onion When I cut myself i cry"
"My friend is scared of the homeless people he sees on the streets. I told him to stop being hobophobic."
"What is an ear of corn's favourite Leonardo DiCaprio movie? Inception"
"Why do only bald people get cancer?"