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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a zoo that only has a dog It's a shih tzu"
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"Two Grandma's Are Walking Down The Street... One says to the other 'My chest is tight, and I feel heavy'. The other one replies 'That's because you're standing on your left titty.'."
"Someone hit me in the head with a bottle of Omega-3 tablets the other day. Everything is OK; it was just a super fish oil wound."
"What do aliens use to buy their coffee? starbucks"
"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pool? Fucked"
"Do you ever get the feeling that you're being watched? Because if it's bothering you, I'll stop."
"Him: Do you want to run away with me? Me: We won't actually be running, right?"
"What goes ooooooo? A cow with no lips. ;) ;) ;)"
"What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy ? Hoppalong Cassidy !"
"I have created a new Word! plagiarism"