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Joke of the Day

"What do aliens use to buy their coffee? starbucks"

"I bet Eve bit that apple because she knew she was going to get a bunch of clothes out of it."

"Scientists have discovered a drug that can increase a woman's libido 100%. yeah. Its called jewelry."

"What do you call a blonde in a BMW? Optional."

"What do gym junkies and Nicki Minaj have in common? They both inject a lot of cash into their ass."

"just saw the gorilla thing. what kind of thoughtless, negligent parent would raise their child in ohio"

"Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in? They had to pay the jockey overtime!"

"[Brings date home] O geez did I leave all my rare, holographic Pokemon cards out on my bed again? Guess we'll just have to lay here & battle"

"Why are organ donations low ? Because most people have pianos"

"Solar powered watch free to collector This is not a wind up."