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Joke of the Day

"Him: Do you want to run away with me? Me: We won't actually be running, right?"

"What was the last thing Arnold Schwarzenegger said before he was eaten by cannibals? ""I'll be snack."""

"Why isn't there a Superpig? It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth."

"Why did lebron change his name to ebron Because the cavaliers toke the L"

"Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films? He's not a star though he just does bit parts!"

"What falls first an apple or a black man? An apple because the balackman hangs."

"Who was the best financier in the Bible? Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation."

"What do you call a Muslim cowboy? Dirty hairy."

"Okay...we've seen the 900 pics of your band. Now show us the the three people in your audience."

"A black guy called me a disgrace in front of his girlfriend, but then I realized he was introducing me to his girlfriend Grace."