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Joke of the Day
"What do you get with a corduroy condom? A groovy kind of love."
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"""Why are you always tired, Dad?"" my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye."
"What's the difference between a Mormon man and a Muslim man. A Mormon man gets 72 virgins and THEN kills himself."
"What do you call a retired comedian? Comedy mold."
"how do lawyers argue without crying"
"GUY: are u doing the mannequin challenge? ME: [standing perfectly still w/ awkward facial expression] no this is just how I am around people"
"*Judge raises hammer* ""I SENTENCE YOU TO LIFE"" -*defendant chuckles* ""I'm already alive you MORON!"""
"Perk of being an abortion doctor One perk of being an abortion doctor is that you don't have to worry about dog's food"
"What do ghosts do when they're sad? They get in an elevator to lift their spirits."
"How many baby's does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them"