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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy ? Hoppalong Cassidy !"
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"I can't believe my back is killing me. My spine has some nerve."
"What kind of tree would have the best bark? Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P"
"My elected representatives and the executives of the firm I work at are going to be in the News soon ! Thanks Panama Papers !"
"On ""Anne frankly"" and ""I did nazi that coming""... Those *Panzer* gettin`old"
"""What the fuck is he doing?"" -first person to witness breakdancing"
"I was sitting on the toilet, constipated... The undropped turd asked me, ""Man, what did you eat?!"" ""A pound of cheese,"" I said. The turd said, ""You're shittin' me."" I said, ""I shit you not."""
"I beat up a drummer in marching band. I'm not afraid of any re-percussions."
"A roofie? .. but how does a roof take a picture of itself? I'm so confused."
"They say penis size is related to shoe size As if being raped by a clown isn't bad enough."