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Joke of the Day

"I don't know. I feel like a zoo that specialized in morbidly obese animals would be a fun time but I've had a few drinks so I don't know."

"What is recursion? [What is recursion?](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/211omr/what_is_recursion/)"

"Something interesting on the late Ms. Dawn Brancheau *DARK* Did you hear her eyes were blue? Yeah, one blew this way, one blew that way.."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic druggie lawyer who just finished rehab? He's already started suing again."

"The only website a computer with Internet Explorer will ever see http://www.google.com/chrome gg"

"A joke about Reddit's censorship policy. <removed>"

"I wanted to bake you a bundt... but I was stopped by anti-caking agents."

"I tried to go into a restaurant playing Pokemon go. I couldn't get in though. The servers were too busy."

"So a man walks into a bar His drinking problem is destroying his family"

"Don't worry. Nobody else wants Sharona."