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Joke of the Day

"A joke about Reddit's censorship policy. <removed>"

"Intelligent people are some of the biggest idiots I've ever met."

"75% of humans masterbate in the shower, the other 25% hum, do you know what song they hum? Well then I guess I know which percentage you're in."

"How many Redditors does it take to tell a joke? Two. One to post it and another to create a better punchline in the comments."

"My friend kicked a mushroom today He's a fungi"

"Why did the car swerve off the road? It hit the chicken. Bazing!"

"If it wasn't for morning television where would these forgotten musicians perform their 1992 hit singles?"

"We should hold a reddit-wide vote on whether or not to bring back the upvote/downvote counter. But how will we count the votes?"

"If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you ..I'd start thinking about you."

"What does it mean if the Holy Water sizzles when it hits your skin (asking for a friend)"