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Joke of the Day
"Don't worry. Nobody else wants Sharona."
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"I hate autocorrect... It always makes me say things I don't Nintendo."
"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!!! *holds up severed head The crowd stared in horror as the National Spelling Bee contest took a morbid twist."
"A Redditor goes on a date."
"So, a skeleton walks into a bar... ...asks for a beer. And a mop."
"I saw a construction sign today that said, ""road rehab"". It must've been addicted to crack."
"Tutorial: How to make sure your Reddit post blows up Ill tell you if this reaches 50 upvotes edit: ~~added joke~~ update"
"The inventor of predictive text has died His funfair is hello on sundial."
"My friend asked why his computer kept crashing. I told him, 'because they can't drive' . (Girlfriend told me this joke)"
"I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs...But I totally trust a dog when it doesn't like a person."