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Joke of the Day
"I wanted to bake you a bundt... but I was stopped by anti-caking agents."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bridie ! Bridie who ? Bridie light of the silvery moon !"
"If a woman has sex with a hundred men...... She is a considered a slut. If a man does the same thing, he is gay."
"Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino? He was caught counting carbs."
"I've been reading a book about the history of glue. I can't put it down!"
"I'm so poor I'm taking a vacation on Google Street View this year."
"Potassium would be the worst element to chat with He (or she) would always reply with ""K""."
"Jay Z and Beyonce had a 4 million dollar dinner with Obama.... Wtf did they eat? Fresh dinosaur?"
"How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men."
"Inventor displays the first knife ever. His friend, ""that's the greatest invention since bread"" Inventor, ""well I'm about to blow your mind"""