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Joke of the Day

"What is recursion? [What is recursion?](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/211omr/what_is_recursion/)"

"'Why are they arresting that dog?!? What did he do?!?' --my 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car"

"""Oh my god!"" responded the mother as she heard the news. ""Will my son be an alkyne forever?"" ""It's even worse,"" the doctor said, ""he's terminal."""

"Bush, Trump, Sanders, and Clinton walk into a plane............... Ouch..."

"What is the difference between pick and choose? To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet."

"My neighbors complain about me throwing my cigarette butts on the lawn but they'll be pumped when a cigarette tree sprouts in the spring"

"If life gives you melons You might be dyslexic"

"When writing science fiction, always Google your made-up planet name; 9 times out of 10, it's an existing yeast infection medication."

"Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers in the winter time? To keep Hillary's chin warm!"

"There are two good reasons never to drink water from the toilet. No 1 and No 2s!"