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Joke of the Day
"So a man walks into a bar His drinking problem is destroying his family"
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"Americans eat Turkeys at Christmas. Do people in Turkey eat Americans?"
"It is tough being a horny pagan with no regular religious holidays... ... because all you can look forward to is getting the Wiccans off."
"Bill Clinton is so exited about the possibility of being in the White house again, He too has started wearing a hat on the campaign trail. It says : Make America fellate again."
"Life is NOT a box of chocolates When the box of chocolates end, you get upset..."
"Two Eskimos, sitting in a kayak, were very chilly. To keep warm, they lit a fire in the craft, but it sank. They should have known. You can't have your kayak and heat it too."
"What do a dog and a nearsighted gynecologist have in common? A wet nose."
"A joke a statistics prof once told me... The average American has one testicle and one ovary."
"Americans, make jokes about US states that your state hates. I'll start. Did you know 29 astronauts are from Ohio? What about Ohio makes people flee the face of the Earth?"