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Joke of the Day
"The only website a computer with Internet Explorer will ever see http://www.google.com/chrome gg"
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"A friend is like a condom. They'll stick close to you and protect you as best they can but once you fill them with semen you need a new one."
"Why did the rope not get any presents? Because he was knotty."
"Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her."
"What is yellow and cant swim? An excavator. Why? It only has one arm."
"What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater? This is the most violent thing I've ever read."
"I asked 100 women what kind of shampoo they are using All of them yelled ""get the fuck out of my bathroom you fucking perv!"""
"What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA? If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture."
"What music do they play in a mexican bathroom? Earth wind and fire"
"Did you hear about the zygote that joined the army? I heard he was diploid. (I'll show myself out...)"