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Joke of the Day
"What kind of weather puts a smile on snoop dogg' face? Drizzle.. my nizzle"
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"I'm not a competitive person... I'll be the first to admit it."
"A question related to math so Bob has 20 dollar and Tyrone takes 15 dollars away from Bob. What color is Tyrone ?"
"What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?... When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere."
"What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca? Alpaca 'nother bong"
"Waterskiing is fun. I wish there were more sports where machines just dragged you around"
"Sea jokes aren't for little kids. They're too salty."
"Overheard in the nucleus... Q: Are you sure you're a proton? A: Yes, I'm positive."
"Joke of the Month What do you say when people tell you June is already over?"
"I came up with this when I was three years old. What do you call an egg that's scared? A chicken egg."