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Joke of the Day
"Overheard in the nucleus... Q: Are you sure you're a proton? A: Yes, I'm positive."
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"Been at this farmer's market for 20 minutes. Haven't seen a single beard. About to FREAK OUT & start throwing these organic soaps"
"""Needless to say... ..."""
"In the morning, I woke up on the floor next to my bed. I must have fell asleep."
"Yo momma so fat... ...she's the third rock from the sun!"
"This little piggy went to the market This little piggy stayed home This little piggy spread a swine flu virus And killed 250 million people"
"I slay pussy like I slay dinosaurs Not at all."
"What wears a leather jacket, and would kill you if it fell from a tree? An elephant wearing a leather jacket!"
"What is the best armor for sneaking? Leather, it's made of hide."
"I would really like to help you move your furniture tomorrow but I'm going to be too busy sitting on mine"