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Joke of the Day

"Joke of the Month What do you say when people tell you June is already over?"

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"I'm still not convinced that ""the club"" is a real place. Rap songs might as well be about hanging out in Westeros."
"I hate it when people make fun of the disabled They can't even stand up for themselves"
"I drink every time I tell a bad joke. Hey, it's worth a shot."
"My wife said she wants to rescue a cat so I threw it in the pool."
"My girl friend wanted a nose job... So I tried. But her nostrils weren't big enough."
"If 2 vegetarians argue... ... do they have beef?"
"Dyslexics are teople poo"
"""Whatever you do in bed, Sealy supports it"". Clearly whoever came up with that ad doesn't watch CSI."
"What is Beethoven doing right now? Decomposing"