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Joke of the Day
"Sea jokes aren't for little kids. They're too salty."
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"You know, sometimes bad things happen to exactly the right people."
"I think single ply toilet paper is very spiritual. I easily get in touch with my inner self."
"What's 7 inches long and hasn't been sucked in over 2 years? Whitney Houston's crack pipe."
"Q: What did the carpenters call their brass quartet? A: The Tuba Four"
"A woman flashed her tits at me today.... I just sat there and giggled like a school boy. Then she said to me "" will you stop mucking around and check this lump, doctor."""
"[OC] What type of music do Irish people listen to? Pubstep"
"What restaurant does a fast food worker/hacker work at? HackDonalds."
"Q: Why did the New Yorker sleep under an oil tank? A: He wanted to wake up oily."
"What's the worst thing about eating a vegtable? Putting her back in the wheel chair..."