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Joke of the Day
"Why Didn't* the Chicken Cross the Road? Because he was too chicken! Sorry."
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"What article of clothing is round and rubbery? Attire."
"Simba - ""welcome to... The bone zone"" Nala - ""the what?"" Simba - ""elephant graveyard. I said elephant graveyard"""
"Did you hear about the kidnapping today? He woke up though so it's okay."
"Ever have sex while camping? It's fucking intents"
"one tectonic plated bumped into another... ""Sorry my fault"""
"Roses are red Violets are blue Who shit in my garden?"
"What do you get when you cross a railroad with a refrigerator? Killed."
"What do dildos and tofu have in common? They're both substitutes for meat."
"So two guys walks into a bar.. One of them says ""Ouch"""