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Joke of the Day

"A question related to math so Bob has 20 dollar and Tyrone takes 15 dollars away from Bob. What color is Tyrone ?"

"What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches."

"Did you hear about the alligator who couldn't get a hard-on? He had a reptile dysfunction."

"Mommy monster: Don't eat that uranium. Little monster: Why not? Mommy monster: You'll get atomic-ache."

"My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she asked, ""Is that the best you can do?"""

"Pakistani math problem. Ahmed has 3 lunch boxes. He gives one to Mohammed and another to Hassan. Calculate the radius of the explosion."

"My wife and I have lost over 150lbs combined!!! The only down side is we still have to pay his tuition."

"A reality star, a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. And Josh Duggar orders a drink."

"What kind of nuts go on your feet? *Sigh*... Cashews."

"When I cast my vote for Bernie Sanders... When I cast my vote for Bernie Sanders, do I punch the ballot with my sickle or my hammer?"