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Joke of the Day
"What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca? Alpaca 'nother bong"
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"I like my beer like I like me sex slaves..... Imported"
"""the immaturity and the copying are my main issues"" I say in a whiny voice as my wife storms out of the counsellors office"
"If my boss catches me surfing the internet, I make sure I have a screen open to a big box of tampons from Amazon and he leaves me alone"
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? The porcupine has the pricks on the outside."
"Afghani drinking game for Cricket World Cup car bombs"
"husband rock & wife shock wife: I saw in my dream that you were buying a diamond ring for me. Husband: i saw you dad paying the bill........"
"Kinda messed up that marijuana is just a plant. Like, what other plants are drugs? *tries to smoke a carrot* Yea I guess I'm feelin it"
"I always wonder what the nurses reaction was like after I leave a half eaten sandwich in a coma patients hand."
"America's future That's the joke"