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Joke of the Day

"What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?... When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere."

"I bought shampoo for ""badly behaved"" hair. So relieved my hair will finally stop robbing banks and terrorising old ladies."

"Why did the baker have brown hands? He kneaded a poo."

"I was kicked out of the army because I got gonorrhea It was a dishonorable discharge"

"How do you make a pheromone? Tell him, ""Let my people go."""

"I tried to join the Kleptomaniacs Anonymous meeting but all the seats were taken."

"My wife refused to do anal. She said she had a Boo-T-I."

"What's the difference between three dicks, and the truth? Your mom can't handle the truth."

"What is a black's favorite letter? The one with the welfare check in it."

"If I had a dollar for every time Hillary played the Woman Card ...I'd have $0.77 cents."