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Joke of the Day

"How many cockroaches does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know. When I turn on the light they're all gone."

"- Do you want to have sex? - Don't you think you're going a little too fast? - Do......you......want......to......have......sex?"

"What's the definition of a great farmer? He's outstanding in his field."

"What's Gollum's favourite food? Scallops, scallops!"

"how does jesus make coffee? hebrews it."

"How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired? Sleep at night"

"HR: And what would you say is a weakness of yours? Me: Lindt truffles. HR: Me: Dr. Pepper. HR: Me: Redheads....? *winks* HR: Get out."

"ADHD is ADD in high definition."

"Photographer with really bad eyesight is the happiest because he doesn't need any lenses to see perfect bokeh."

"How do you find the circumference of a sheep? Use shepherds pi"