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Joke of the Day

"How many cockroaches does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know. When I turn on the light they're all gone."

"Why did Jesus lose the basketball game? Because Peter denied him three times."

"I do all my addition in my head. It's the thought that counts."

"What did the letter O say to Q? Dude, your dick is hanging out."

"Just helped a girl give birth... OP delivered."

"Tried to go for anal with my gf without talking about it She says, ""that's a dick move"""

"Sick and tired of birds going to any concert they want for free. Maybe get a job and buy a ticket like the rest of us."

"What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife? The cold shoulder."

"In space, no one can hear you scream. In cyberspace, no one can shut you up."

"What do you do when two lesbians make out in front of you in a bus? You get off."