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Joke of the Day
"What's the definition of a great farmer? He's outstanding in his field."
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"A man walks into a bar and orders a double Nebraska. The bartender turns around and says ""Sorry, we don't have *NE*."""
"The ""bishop"" came to our church today... He was a fucking impostor. Never once moved diagonally."
"What looks like half a sandwich? The other half."
"By Putting the Punchline in the Title How do you screw up a joke?"
"Two hikers are standing on a bridge over a stream, peeing over the side. First hiker: ""Wow, this water's cold."" Second hiker: ""And deep."""
"I was suddenly awoken with a blowjob this morning. That's the last time I fall asleep on the train with my mouth open."
"My doctor just told me I have Alzheimers... The only thing I can do now is figure out why I'm at this hospital"
"I never wanted to believe my husband was stealing from his job as a road worker... ...but when I got home all the signs were there."
"What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk ? A Great Dane out !"