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Joke of the Day
"What's the definition of a great farmer? He's outstanding in his field."
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"Throw a pizza down a manhole. Wait five minutes. Throw a grenade down. You just killed the Ninja Turtles."
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"I don't have a problem with idiots... I have a problem with the fact they they have an internet connection."
"I like my women like I like my coffee, passed through the digestive system of a cat"
"Please. Stop. Tweeting. Stop. Like. Stop.This.Stop. It. Stop. Looks.stop.Like.stop A stop.Telegram.stop so. Stop. Please. Stop!"
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"My new years resolution is to have more sex! I Haven't told my cellmate yet though"
"Welcome to passive aggressive club. We're so happy you came twenty minutes late. Sure, get a cup of coffee, we'll wait."
"There's no way Oscar Pistorius can walk away from this... He doesn't have a leg to stand on."