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Joke of the Day
"how does jesus make coffee? hebrews it."
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"Which web developer enjoys finding bugs? A spider!"
"What do you call a young gold digger? A miner"
"1816: a grizzly bear ate my mom as she fetched drinking water. 1916: I'm in a muddy trench, bleeding internally. 2016: IM OFFENDED!"
"""You remind me of this hooker i knew."" ""You knew a hooker?"" hey you don't call her that, she's your mother."
"Why did the scarecrow earn an achievement award? He was outstanding in his field"
"""Stupid kid fell in the well again."" -if Lassie had been a cat"
"You know how in restaurants they often ask you if you prefer bottled water or tap water? In Flint, the waiter asks you, ""Regular or Unleaded?"""
"genders are like... genders are like the twin towers... there use to be 2 of them and now its just offensive to talk about it"
"Knock Knock Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery."