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Joke of the Day

"HR: And what would you say is a weakness of yours? Me: Lindt truffles. HR: Me: Dr. Pepper. HR: Me: Redheads....? *winks* HR: Get out."

"I've found that the things I'm most interested in aren't really in my best interest."

"What's the difference between a joke and hundred of penises Seriously I can't take this joke anymore"

"It's been clinically proven that the most effective form of birth control I can use is: ""Just be myself."""

"Oh vajazzled is definitely going on my bucket list. I'll pity the fool that has to jazzle my vag."

"Whenever I see a middle-aged guy trying desperately to hang onto his youth, I always think ""I should move this mirror""."

"A mosquito landed on my wife's face... Easiest decision of my life."

"How do you kill a hipster? By drowning him in the mainstream"

"Q: Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side? A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!"

"New health study on the psychology of midgets Shows that 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy"