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Joke of the Day
"How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired? Sleep at night"
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"After a night of heavy drinking' there's one thing I can't stand... and that's up."
"Why are people afraid to talk to black people? Their scared they'll say something nigative"
"your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath."
"I got into a fight with my boner this morning: Don't worry, I beat it single handedly"
"Accidentally just told a girl that ""she has a nice head"" because I appearently have the flirting skills of a serial killer"
"You think you have your anger issues under control until someone starts telling an important story while they're chewing"
"What do you call a Scottish lady that wears nothing but a tie? Hentai."
"I say no to gay marriage. It'll end up leading to gay divorce, and that'll be bitchy."
"Why is a bra singular and panties plural?"