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Joke of the Day
"How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired? Sleep at night"
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"Did you hear about the perverted statistician? Standard deviation wasn't enough for him anymore..."
"My wife is constantly accusing me of being racist.I dont care what she says,Im black,shes black,it should concern me that our baby is white"
"If I'm found dead in the bathtub clutching a toaster, check for Pop-Tarts before jumping to conclusions."
"If I could, I would avoid every conversation by making that beeping truck sound while slowly backing away from people as they approach me."
"Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice"
"What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards? He ate himself!"
"why did the chicken commit suicide? to get to the other side."
"""Oh, you decided to close your bedroom door with me on the outside? Allow me to sing you the song of my people."" -my cat"
"I drank tequila in a cave... ...it was a shot in the dark"