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Joke of the Day
"What's Gollum's favourite food? Scallops, scallops!"
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"Today a girl kissed me I just wish that I could post this in another subreddit :("
"There is no ""I"" in TEAM. But there is MEAT. Delicious meat."
"What's the worst thing at a bad joke party? The punch lines."
"What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree? bored. ha^ha"
"I held the door open for a clown. It was a nice jester."
"[ouija board] How are you feeling? *board begins spelling* O-O-E-Y--G-O-O-E-Y What the!? A cheesy board!? G-O-U-D-A--G-U-E-S-S"
"The riot police are always early. I hear it helps them beat the crowds."
"I met a hot chick That girl was on fire."
"So glad the new phone book arrived, because I hate texting the wrong number from the rotary phone in my Ford Model T."