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Joke of the Day

"- Do you want to have sex? - Don't you think you're going a little too fast? - Do......you......want......to......have......sex?"

"Pregnant - Beyonce Pregnant with twins - Beytwice"

"What would you call Daenerys Targaryen if she had a vaginal infection? Khalyeasty"

"What is the best advice to give a worm? Sleep late."

"I watched the footage of Saddam being executed, and it really made me think... Is there nothing on the internet that I won't masturbate to?"

"Which fish can perform operations ? A Sturgeon !"

"[Destiny] Where do Year 1 Guardians buy their clothes? Twilight Gap *badum tsss*"

"""Ok, hear me out. What if we gave people enough for three fries?"" -guy who invented ketchup packets"

"For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest."

"If the police really wanted DUI checkpoints to be effective, they'd set them up inside Taco Bell drive-thrus."