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Joke of the Day

"- Do you want to have sex? - Don't you think you're going a little too fast? - Do......you......want......to......have......sex?"

"Do you remember that programme about the surfing stuntman? It used to be good but now it's jumped the shark."

"I wish Fox News was just news about foxes."

"There are two types of countries in the world.... Those who use the metric system, and those who have a successful space program."

"I made a website for Kids' jokes. But for some reason people seem hesitant to go to kidslaughter.com"

"What is an emo's favorite note? G ...get it? EDIT:im not saying the reference"

"I heard you like bad boys? *jumps in pool after eating without waiting an hour* Sup."

"Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas? Because he was knotty!"

"Last night, I poked a woman in the eye with my penis She's gone a bit cockeyed since."

"What do you call a mexican cyclops? Juan Eye."