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Joke of the Day
"The people in horror movies would live a lot longer if they listened to me in the audience."
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"What do you call a slice of bread from another country? An immigraint."
"Whats the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause."
"What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways ? Nothing, he was just full of tears"
"Rental fleet car is like a prostitute, own car is like a wife Never marry a prostitute."
"My local bar was having a fund raiser for dyslexia It was all you can drink for ages 12 and up"
"Most unrealistic scene in Pacific Rim? Hundreds take shelter in a bunker during a monster attack. Not one person is tweeting."
"You can lead a horticulture ...but you can't make her think"
"Nice shoes They really stand out"
"A man walk into a bank And yells: THIS IS A ROBBERY And banker replies: It is ,now give me your money."