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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict? One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines."

"Getting a prostate exam doesn't make you gay... Unless you spend all day studying for it."

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Some obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."

"Q: Why did the Wisconsin democrat cry? A: He couldn't recall."

"Who is Cap'n Crunch's superior Officer? General Mills"

"I got sacked from a job for smiling too much... I said, ""If I can't smile on the job, get yourself another undertaker."""

"*I cycle off mt Rushmore and fall to my death but my bicycle lands on the end of Lincolns nose and makes a perfect pair of reading glasses*"

"a great joke to tell on the phone What has a little dick and hangs down? a bat! now what has a big dick and hangs up? *click*."

"Who is the hottest female tennis player among the corns. Anna **Corn**ikova!"

"When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body. Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts."