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Joke of the Day

"Who is the hottest female tennis player among the corns. Anna **Corn**ikova!"

"(Outside at dusk) Wife: Lovely evening. Me (Covered in mosquitos): Glorious."

"Condoms prevent minivans."

"It would take a pretty stupid robot to replace me."

"I love my kids but sometimes I wish the school bus would pick them up at 4:30 p.m. on Sunday."

"You may see white collar and blue collar workers in the work place. But I'm collar-blind. ~(Taken from the office)."

"No, no, no. I said I was a 'peephole' person."

"Why can't pirates learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at C."

"I like my coffee like I like my women Full of my own semen."

"My MOM Says Life is A Race Life iS A Tragedt When SeeN In CloSE-UP, LONG-SHOT. To Truly Laugh, You Must be Able to Take Your PAIN, And PLAY With iT!"