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Joke of the Day
"Who is Cap'n Crunch's superior Officer? General Mills"
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"*wakes up from a 10 year coma, pretends to be asleep for an extra 5 minutes*"
"How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian? Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the newspaper. Do you get it? Neither did the chicken."
"Why people hate Billy Mays jokes because they're corny."
"Hey baby, do you like tan lines? Because I fell asleep with a badminton racquet on my face again and"
"""There's a horse in my leg?! Why are you taking out my Adam's Apple? What's wrong with my nose?""- Guy from 'Operation'"
"How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits? They were impressive!"
"I went in to a pet shop and said, Can I buy a goldfish? The guy said, Do you want an aquarium? I said, I dont care what star sign it is."
"WHATS A HIPPY?? THE THINGY WHERE YOUR LEGGIES HANG FROM"