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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why did the Wisconsin democrat cry? A: He couldn't recall."
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"Today marks a full year of keeping the baby alive. Now I want a goldfish"
"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but saran wrap The psychiatrist says ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""
"How to go indigenous.... http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b1jklUhG1y8"
"Condescending Joke You"
"Why don't black people get on cruise ships. They already fell for that once."
"I asked a magician, ""Can you pull a rabbit out of a hat?"" ""No, but I can pull a hare out of my ass"" - (More effective told out loud) :P"
"*T-Rex stubs his toe* OUCH I'M SO MAD. JUST... MAD. I'M... ""Angry? Agitated? Irritated? Anno-"" SHUT UP THESAURUS NO ONE ASKED YOU."
"My town is holding their annual incest competition. I entered my sister."
"What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety? Past tense."