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Joke of the Day

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Some obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."

"I applied for a position as a stenographer, but I was disqualified when the blood test came back. Turns out I'm Type-O Plentiful."

"why are all jewish men circumcised? because jewish women won't touch anything unless it's at least 10% off."

"Cool joke i found on the internet (very clever) If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to your ego and jump down to your IQ level."

"When I'd go to clubs, I spent half the time texting people who weren't there. Eventually I realized I could just send those texts from home."

"What's the difference between a redditor and a dead baby? The redditor never gets gold"

"What did one rock say to the other? Ha, you really think rocks can talk?"

"Did you guys hear that Donald Trump met with the Bilderberg group? They are the Buildawall group now."

"You know how you can tell a Black Bear from a Grizzly? Black Bears smoke Newports."

"For $11, you can come to my house and watch me shave. The plot is a little weak, but the 3D effects are amazing."