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Joke of the Day
"Why did the horny furry get arrested? Because he was a sexual predator."
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"Potty training my twins is like the Titanic's maiden voyage... In the beginning we are excited, in the end everyone is crying and all wet."
"Karen: Are we ok? Me: [removes earbud] Yes. Karen: It's just that you named a Spotify playlist ""LET'S GET DIVORCED"""
"Sorry, Spiderbro, but I have to tell you... I totally smashed your wife last night."
"*looking at a picture* Wow, you have beautiful children! Thank you, they came with the frame."
"Why did Dr Facilier cross the road? He had friends on the other side."
"This is not a joke. All of the jokes here suck and or are reposts."
"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9-11 victims, they went through 104 stories in 7 seconds i hope this isn't a repost"
"Getting really fucking annoyed now! This is the 6th ATM I've been to, that's had ""insufficient funds""."
"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick! :-D"