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Joke of the Day
"Why did Dr Facilier cross the road? He had friends on the other side."
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"If you weren't supposed to eat 15 Oreos in one sitting, they wouldn't package them in rows of 15."
"What do you call a fake noodle? ImPasta"
"A couple are having trouble with their marriage... Wife: We used to have something special Jon! Something rare and precious! What happened to that? Husband: You spent it all dear."
"Before I go to the airport I'm going to swallow a Hot Wheels car & an action figure. Then when they scan me I'm going to act like Godzilla."
"Don't forget to wear your best clothes to church because Jesus was all about one-upping your neighbour with fancier duds."
"I bet the best massage in the world is getting attacked by a toothless shark."
"Anybody heard about that new drug for lesbians? Trycoxagain"
"I'm at my most Ninja Turtle when I remove a manhole cover & jump into the sewers to avoid making eye contact with someone I know in public."
"What happened when the shaggy dog swallowed a teaspoon? He wasn't able to stir."