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Joke of the Day
"This is not a joke. All of the jokes here suck and or are reposts."
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"Facebook is cheaper than therapy, twice as effective & you can do it naked."
"Follow your dream, then Unfollow it if it doesn't Follow you back within 48 hours."
"Most popular Who is the most popular guy in a nudist colony? The guy that can carry two pots of coffee and a dozen donuts. Who is the most popular girl? The girl that eats the last donut."
"I didn't see you at the camouflage competition private. ""THANK YOU, SIR"""
"Found newspaper from day my son was born. Originally saved so he could see news of that day. Now saving so he can see what a newspaper was."
"Q: What did one ocean say to the other ocean? A: Nothing, they just waved."
"Gonna get a tattoo of two big trucks crashing into each other and then maybe there's like a scorpion on the side of the road doing push-ups."
"""You laugh because I'm different; I laugh because you're all the same."""
"Confucius Say Man who run behind car get exhausted But man who run in front of car get tired."