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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick! :-D"
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"What do you call the sweat between two people having sex in Arkansas? Relative Humidity"
"This is the first Super Bowl party I've been to where there are babies. Not sure what to do. Do I, like, offer them a beer or something?"
"What does a book of definitions and an erection have in common? They're both *dick-shun-airy's* (erections are filled with deoxygenated blood.... bit of a weak connection I know...)"
"I'm so lazy I bought a black Snuggie for funerals."
"They say alcohol cures everything, but that's a lie... It still hasn't cured my alcoholism."
"I'm quite sure if Adam had offered Eve a donut, that whole Garden of Eden thing would've gone in an entirely different direction."
"How did the little pig win at Monopoly? He built hotels on Pork Place."
"I went in to hospital for an operation... I asked the anaesthetist if I could administer the needle myself, and he said: ""Sure, knock yourself out""."
"Why is Boromir such a hit at orgies? Because when he blows his horn everyone comes ;)"