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Joke of the Day

"Getting really fucking annoyed now! This is the 6th ATM I've been to, that's had ""insufficient funds""."

"When does a female deer need money? When she doesn't have a buck."

"A Joke About Kim Jong Un [removed]"

"If Batman and Catwoman had a kid it would be called Batcat; or the more unfortunate ManWoman."

"I forgot Rhianna's ex-boyfriend's name...then it hit me."

"Did you hear about the janitor who lost his job at the sperm bank? [dirty] He was caught drinking on the job..."

"Confucius say, man who fart in church. Sit in own pew."

"What do you call a cow with no sense of humor? A Feminist."

"me [filing a claim with the insurance company after the basement flooded] We had a pony down there too"

"Members of Congress are like farts. We hate all of them except our own."