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Joke of the Day

"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9-11 victims, they went through 104 stories in 7 seconds i hope this isn't a repost"

"How many cats does it take to make a fur coat? None! Cats can't sew!"

"If you ever want to be bummed all day, think about how Jordan's national carrier is called ""Royal Jordanian Airways"" instead of ""Air Jordan"""

"We could have saved 10 - 15 lives a year if Noah would have just said ""ya know what, bears? No"". Plus the Cubs wouldn't be a team."

"Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off."

"What does a Dalek do in the shower? EXFOLIATE!"

"I had a dream I was a muffler I woke up exhausted"

"I just watched a movie following a black man in a zombie apocalypse. It was the shortest movie I've ever watched."

"What is a physicist's favorite social movement? Half-lives matter."

"What do you get when you go to a concert in Paris? Shot."