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Joke of the Day

"Why did the grain call his sister ""momma""? Because he was in bread!"

"Life is like a box of Chocolates It doesn't last as long for fat people."

"How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden ? Hide the ball it drives them nuts !"

"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate his dinner before it was cool."

"I'm so hungry I could eat this piece of paper. *adds salt to resume*"

"If I ever become president, everyone will recieve a pet unicorn and a midget sidekick."

"He just gave me his last bit of bacon. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. It was a proposal right?"

"whats the differns between a blonde and a computer you only have to punch the computer once to get the imformation out of it"

"Of course he's going to get re-elected, because once you go Black..."

"Did you hear about the Rabbi who didn't charge for circumcision? He only took tips"