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Joke of the Day
"Of course he's going to get re-elected, because once you go Black..."
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"Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo? They only had 2 trucks"
"A hamburger walks into a bar (don't know if repost) And the bartender says ""sorry but we don't serve food here""!"
"You in the crosswalk: I stopped for you. I stopped. I'm stopped. I won't unstop. Don't look at me. Just walk. Go. For the love of God."
"If a white person eats a dessert and no one is around to Instagram it, did it even happen?"
"You wont find a whole lot about beastiality in the bible. But you will in my diary."
"[looking at an old pic of me and my wife in college] Me: Wow, you used to be hot Wife: *death glare* Me: ...but not as hot as you are now"
"My body is shaped like a hooded sweatshirt."
"What does a nut say when it sneezes? Cashew."
"I was lucky enough to run into Terrence Howard in the street, and I told him that I saw his latest movie once. Condescendingly, as if I were an idiot, he replied, ""Don't you mean... two times?"""