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Joke of the Day

"whats the differns between a blonde and a computer you only have to punch the computer once to get the imformation out of it"

"John! Do you see that guy over there?? John : Yeah? Peter : He is gay John : oh....really ?? How do you know that??? Peter : His dick tastes like poop"

"Wanna hear a potassium joke? K"

"Price of 2x4's : 9$. Price of some nails: 3.50$. Price of a hammer:15$ The world after a Crucifixion: Christless."

"McDonald's is coming out with a Michael Jackson burger... ...it's a 40 year-old piece of meat sandwiched in between two eight year-old buns."

"[talking to bouncer] Me:let me in Bouncer: not after last time Me:would a Washington convince you? Bouncer: no George Washington: c'mon man"

"I was sitting next to a woman on a flight and asked her... >Does the airline company charge you for flying next to good looking men? She responded with >Yes, but this time I decided not to pay"

"What's the difference between a bear and the Bears football team? Nothing, they both shit in the woods."

"Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted!"

"Why is Saturn like your balls?? Because it is in between jupeter an your anus."