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Joke of the Day

"whats the differns between a blonde and a computer you only have to punch the computer once to get the imformation out of it"

"Threw my new neighbors a house-warming party... The police called it arson. Whatever..."

"A farmer asks a physicist for a system to collect chicken eggs The physicist thinks for a while and says: -I have a solution, but it only works with spherical chickens and in vacuum."

"My bird puns are so EGG-cellent - Do you wanna hear a bird pun? - No - Well... this is HAWK-ward - dammit"

"Scientists proved that cows don't give us meat and milk. We just take it from them!"

"I'm Trying Out Something New and Dating People Regardless of Their Gender: We'll see how it Pans out."

"AWE YEAH,,, I just washed my dog with Axe body wash... He's gonna to get ALL DA B!TCHES"

"What do you call an easy-going rabbit? Hoppy-go-lucky."

"Don't you hate double standards? If a girl sleeps with a lot of guys she is called a slut, but when a guy does it he is called a homosexual."

"Business plan: 1) Spend 20 years mastering karate 2) Teach karate class, so you meet people who don't know karate 3) Rob them"