198059

Joke of the Day

"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate his dinner before it was cool."

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"HEAD OF THE NATIONAL WEATHER SEVICE: so how will we name all these hurricanes? GARY, WHOS BEEN DIVORCED 31 TIMES: i have an idea"
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"I'm officially unsubscribing from r/Jokes I'm sick of all the dumb puns, I'm quitting cold turkey Happy Thanksgiving people"
"What type of file would you use to make a small hole bigger? PedoPHILE"
"What is the fear of prostitutes called? Ho-bia"
"what do you call a black guy that flies airplanes? A pilot you fucking racist!"
"[dentist's full hand and wrist in my mouth, also his keys?] so u visited Spain u said? tell me. tell me every goddamn detail about Spain"
"My doctor says I should lose 10 lbs and work out more. But why? Spanx launched a men's line."
"I met Cosby once and I remember him being just a wonderful person. I don't remember much after that."