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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Rabbi who didn't charge for circumcision? He only took tips"

"What do you get if you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?"

"[leaving 5 minute voicemail] ...and you can reach me at [deep breath] *says phone number as fast as possible, slurring the numbers together*"

"Parents, forget about teaching your kids about the birds and the bees. Teach your kids the difference between their, they're and there."

"So everybody hates Crocs yet the company is worth $2 billion!Some of you f*ckers are lying!"

"There was a kidnapping at my school He woke up."

"BoB had 35 Kakes. He ate 30 of them. What does BoB have Now? He have diabetes"

"I've never liked barnacles, but since I moved to the harbour they've started to grow on me."

"The odds of being killed by a shark are 1 in 3,748,067. So if you know 3,748,066 people who haven't been killed by a shark: avoid the ocean."

"I used to be a comedian back in Newfoundland But I got sick of having to explain the jokes."