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Joke of the Day
"If I ever become president, everyone will recieve a pet unicorn and a midget sidekick."
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"A fish asked a lobster why he gets boiled alive The lobster replied ""your face looks boiled"" The fish says ""I guess you can't be roasted"""
"Why did Susie fall of the swing set? Because she had no arms."
"Boss: John, tell me your greatest weakness Me: Honesty B: I don't think that's a weakness M: I don't give a shit what you think."
"Gay Jokes Aren't Funny. Come on guys."
"What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand? Quatro sinko"
"What do you call a black Gohan from Dragon Ball Z? Goquan"
"I tried to take a photo of a huge bug in my bathroom, but when I put a coin next to it for scale IT TOOK THE COIN AND PUT IT IN ITS WALLET."
"What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink? The fun guy"
"""It's five o'clock somewhere"" I say as I leave work at 9am"