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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden ? Hide the ball it drives them nuts !"
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"NASA : we were wrong , there ARE 9 planets in the Solar System PLUTO: I'm back, baby! NASA: because we found a new one! PLUTO: SON OF A"
"What weapons do pengiuns have? Pen-guinades."
"Capital letters. It's the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."
"John Fogerty's ""Centerfield"" makes no sense. I'm pretty sure he'd fly first-class."
"John Wilkes Booth is one of history's greatest stand-up comedians I heard he really killed at Ford's Theatre."
"What's the different between a pilot and a pepperoni pizza? I give a shit when my pizza is burnt."
"Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they"
"I got a pet hyena because someone has to laugh at my tweets..."
"Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window."